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Real-Life Comic/Cartoon Experiences

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 00:30:30 2018 No.101953720 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>101954154 >>101954579

>Hanging out with friends.
>One dumbass friends decides to cross a busy road while the green light is on.
>Ludicrulously dodges several cars in over-the-top fashion.
>Reaches the opposite sidewalk unscathed.
>Gets clipped by a speeding bike while showboating, complete with a comically protracted whimper.

Wish I had recorded it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2018 00:46:14 No.101954081 Report

Quoted By: >>101954154 >>101954259

Went to school with an absolute madman. Among his exploits

>Dropkicked a water fountain for no reason at all.

>Crashed the school's computer serves by downloading virus-ridden transexual porn.

>Snuck into the teacher's lounge and microwaved a coin, causing a big fire.

>Tackled the gym teacher after an altercation during football practice.

>Pelted kids with period blood-soaked tampons he stole from the lady's bathroom.

>Threw a desk down the stairs during rush hour.

>Jerked off to completion during class then threatened to flick his cum at some girls.

>Jump-kneed a guy during a soccer match for no reason at all.

He was a supervillain in training.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2018 00:49:36 No.101954154 Report

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>>101954081
WTH?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2018 00:54:38 No.101954259 Report

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No school would let one student get away with so much.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2018 01:10:25 No.101954579 Report

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>around half a decade ago, 10th grade drama class
>me and my friend do dark comedy for our skits because a large portion of our class found us to be funny because not going with the system = cool
>eventually our teacher catches on and sets up guidelines for the new skit
>has to be set to music, no dialogue
>essentially mime skit with a bunch of regulations set in place to prevent me and my friend from doing what we usually did
>plan our skit out
>by this point a third guy has caught on to our shenanigans and finds it funny
>his skit is about a guy that gets bullied, which ends in a school shooting set to Pumped Up Kicks
>everyone including me and my friend is incredibly shocked
>doesn't get in trouble because our drama teacher was really lax about this shit, would threaten to not pull anything but was all talk
>me and my friend go up
>the skit is 2m30s of a really generic plot where I got my foot stuck on the road by some gum and my friend mimed trying to get it out in various ways
>jackhammer, tying it to a truck, etc.
>part ends with me taking my shoe off
>nobody finds it funny, teacher loves it
>all according to plan
>last 30s starts
>i go in for a bow
>segue into railing a line of coke off the table as the music changes from royalty-free ukelele to earrape All-Star
>take a chair and toss it across the room
>people start laughing
>jump up onto the table
>start dancing for five or so seconds while class is cracking up
>pat my chest twice and point at the sky before miming grabbing and pumping a shotgun from the table before blowing my brains out
>jump off the table during the latter section, we didn't put down any mat or anything to cushion the fall
>sprain my ankle hitting the ground and lay there for a bit, completely still
>it's a riot: everyone is losing their shit, some of the classmates were just wheezing because of how hard they had been laughing

The teacher didn't even send me to the office. That entire experience was surreal.

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