>>101146940>SSSOOOYYY.now I kind of want to figure out how I'd write a program that checked if a word was stretched out like that, and replace it with another word stretched out to a similar length.
SSOOOY might go to ONIONS since they have the same number of characters, for example.
Obviously it'd involve taking a given input and chunking into words first (fuckhuge array), then tracking which words need to be swapped by making a duplicate array and eliminating entries not of interest - running a loop to see if every letter was an S, O, or Y, ending the loop, ignoring the word if not.
Then run through the array of words that need replacing, counting the number of letters, and inserting duplicate letters at randomly determined points in the replacement word until it was the same length. Then replace the word in the original array with the modified replacement. Of course if you were doing it with posts, you'd split things up by line, probably.
I think that'd work.