One of my great shitposts:
Hey. Ladybug loves your alternate identity, except that her alternate identity is Marinette. Yup. Your best friend... Friend. Not romantic. Its a damn shame. See...if you don't like Marinette but like Ladybug then how can you have a relationship? Your really trying to date Ladybug not Marinette. See how that works? You only love half of her. Which makes the love superficial. You could grow to love Marinette sure but there is always gonna be that doubt.>Ladybug IS marinette anon!
But you didnt know that. For all their similarities you never made any connection. At all. And you think SHE wont think the same? No Adrien. She will. She will always have that doubt. That "Do I love Adrien really if he was also Cat Noir?" then she will cuck you for blue haired guy. Thats how women are. Your mother is probably with some other dude who doesnt love her as much as your dad does. As you do.
Your life is a wall you cannot break through and your Kwamii purposely keeps secrets from you even when threatened with seperation. Ladybug only gave away the secrets solely because the situation was dire enough to merit it. Because shes the protagonist and YOU are not. YOU ARE A SIDEKICK. A MEAT SHIELD.
The only friend you have is Nino. I grant you that. No flaws. Be happy. Then take your rage and apply it. You dont need to be Cat Noir to be powerful. A tactical enemy is often far worse. Remember Dark Owl? And if you DO wanna be Cat Noir your Kwamii STILL has to obey you. Don't let life stifle you. You have the potential for more. Be greater...be an impact on the world. Be not a hero. Heroes are a dime a dozen. Anyone can be a hero. But a catalyst of change...well. Chaos is a part of change isnt it? And you are Yang. So what are you gonna do kid? Cry...or make your daddys death look like an accident?