>>100795563>>100795822No one cares about details or really believes this type of back and fourth and boasting. What's important is that you can own it with confidence and that it's funny.
>Hey guys!... and ladies! You wanna know why Flash keeps calling me "Penis Parker"?>It's because I have a huge dick>And how would Flash know that?>Because when fuck his mom he sits in the corner watching and crying!No one is going to actually believe that Peter fucked Flash's mom while he cried in the corner. No one is going to demand proof or challenge the claim, as long as Peter does it in a confident and funny way.
>>100796304>>100796207Forgive me if I'm wrong, but wasn't part of Flash's comic back story that his father was an asshole?
Why not work that in?
>Flash is of above average enough intelligence>His mother is a doctor, pushes him to follow in her footsteps>Pushes him to attend a STEM school>Maybe dad is an engineer>Doesn't care what career Flash has>Only care's that Flash is successful/not a failure>Thinks that if Flash isn't fit/muscular, then he's a failure>Forces Flash to work out/play sports\>Beats him when he doesn'tSo that would explain why and how he's at a STEM school, why he's built like a Jock and why he's such an asshole.
