>>100704022"Deadpool, I do not have time for this."
"Of course we have time for this. We're in between movies."
"You have Vanessa."
"Vanessa and I get along because we talk to each other, and believe me, we talked about you."
"You are embarrassing yourself."
"You are the kind of guy a guy like me needs in his life. Strong, firm, unyielding. Always tough, always hard. Never needing Viagra."
"I want to hear from Vanessa first."
"Fine. I'll take you to Vanessa, who is waiting in the bedroom. Nothing sexual will happen, I promise.....unless Vanessa gives us the go-ahead. And that folks, is why we have fanfiction. To please the fans in a way an R-rating movie can't."