>>100537819I would make Vanellope fall in love with me, she's a kid, a smart one, but still a kid, and kids are stupidly easy to deceive.
Then I would marry her, but never fuck her. She would wonder if I'm even attracted to her eternal toddler looking body. I would make her feel insecure, telling jokes about her midget size and how she never will had to worry about getting bras. Sometimes I would tease her, touching her tiny little legs until hot steamy breath starts coming out from her mouth begging for my cock, but of course, I will never give it to her.
Then, I would go to a zootopia game and have an affair with judy. Fuck her in every position describen in the kamasutra, taking a photo for each position.
Finally, I would go home with my lovely wife, bring that fire flower from a mario game or some shit, ask her for forguiveness after mistreating her all those years. She would smile and cry of hapiness.
"Ah...just one thing...could you give me your opinion on this photos?..."