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>>100227461
he though she would lay xeno-eggs in him

then when he rescues the gotg from the moon attacks, he apologizes for not knowing her, drax and quill’s names

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 18:57:25 No.100227561 Report

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>>100227331

Yes.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:01:01 No.100227619 Report

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Spider-Mantis is fucking adorable, especially with overprotective big brother Drax. She's socially retarded, he's awkward, both are bug themed. It just works

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:06:55 No.100227695 Report

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>>100227619
>Spider
>bug
They're arachnids you ignorant swine
Otherwise agree 100% they're adorable

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:18:27 No.100227848 Report

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>>100227331
Aunt May

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:19:24 No.100227856 Report

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>>100227384
Someone draw tom getting fucked by the hulk please.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:23:10 No.100227916 Report

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>>100227695
>arguing semantics

lots of people call spiders, worms, all kinds of creepy crawly little things bugs. It's not like calling them insects.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:23:11 No.100227917 Report

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I thought Mantis was implied to like girls in gotg 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:23:56 No.100227930 Report

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>>100227331
Shuri, without a doubt

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:24:44 No.100227946 Report

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>>100227917
No, she just doesn't find Drax attractive.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:26:42 No.100227982 Report

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Shuri will fuck white boi Penis Parker with her big black dildo she constructed just for him.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:29:08 No.100228025 Report

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>>100227331
he should get a gravestone lmao

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:30:38 No.100228048 Report

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>>100227946
But she went further and mentioned that he wasn't even the type of thing she liked.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:38:20 No.100228177 Report

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>>100228048
Yeah, green isn't her type. Aliens more options than genders. Mantis craves a wall crawler

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:44:24 No.100228277 Report

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>>100227917
In my headcannon they are saving her for a love triangle with Moondragon and Phylla-Vell in phase 4

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 19:58:53 No.100228521 Report

Quoted By: >>100228586 >>100228945 >>100230269

>Peter is zoning out in class
>Hears a banging on the window
>It's Mantis smiling and waving at him
>Parker, freaking out, runs outside to see The Milano parked on the football field with the rest of the Guardians lounging around.
>"Will you guys get out if here!? They're going to call the cops or national guard when they see that ship!"
>"Mantis really wanted to hang out with you. She wouldn't stop pestering."

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:02:31 No.100228586 Report

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>>100228521
I would absolutely see/read something about Peter with Mantis and dealing with balancing school and home life with galactic adventure-dates.

The MCU needs to diverge from canon even more. I want more ships that would be considered insane by 616 standards, like Hela and Thanos. I don't care how it happens, I just want it to happen.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:05:20 No.100228642 Report

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>>100228586
>Hela and Thanos
>insane by 616 standards

I may have news for you anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:06:24 No.100228670 Report

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>>100228586
I'm surprised that no one's ever thought of doing Spider Man and Squirrel girl.

How old is Mantis anyways?

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:06:41 No.100228675 Report

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>>100228642
Oh Christ, I forgot something didn't I?

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:09:53 No.100228736 Report

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>>100228670
Old enough

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:11:36 No.100228776 Report

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>>100228670
>How old is Mantis anyways?
Klementieff is 31, so probably around that age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:19:14 No.100228920 Report

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>>100227503
Its a fucking yes or no question? No need for the autistic, Reddit spacing, 3 paragraph post

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:20:24 No.100228945 Report

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>>100228521
>Peter needs a date for Prom
>asks Mantis, she happily accepts
>Quill acts as chauffeur
>he doesn't know street laws and barely speaks English, Peter can't understand Quill without Spider suit
>Spidey can't understand Mantis
>have to find if a student feels hatred for Peter/is the villain
>Peter and Mantis argue with hand gestures about Mantis going up and touching random students
>afterwards, Peter puts on the Spider-Man suit to tell Mantis his feelings for her

It'd be cute.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:20:27 No.100228948 Report

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>>100228920

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:25:35 No.100229038 Report

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>>100228945
>Mantis going up and touching random students
jesus mantis empathing with all the teen hormones

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:43:06 No.100229374 Report

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>>100228920
Who pissed in your cornflakes? That's not even Reddit spacing, moron.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:44:44 No.100229398 Report

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>>100227916
absolutely nobody calls worms bugs

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:46:58 No.100229437 Report

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>>100229398
Worms are bugs tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:48:13 No.100229461 Report

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I think they'd be cute with Mantis
This would also be highly unique in a good way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:49:34 No.100229483 Report

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>>100229437
Bugs actually describe a specific class of beetle with specialized mouth parts.
Ladybugs
Assassin bugs
And so on.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:49:40 No.100229485 Report

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>>100227856
please bump

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:49:52 No.100229491 Report

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>>100229437
literally aren't. not even all insects are bugs.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 20:50:53 No.100229498 Report

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>>100228945
Quill knows English, it's his native tongue since he's been 12. Universal translator wouldn't change that, and I think Mantis can naturally communicate with other species given her powers. Not to poke holes in your setup, just saying

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 21:41:40 No.100230269 Report

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>>100228521
>Groot: I am Groot.
>Mantis: Shut up holeass!
>Peter: What did he say?
>Mantis: Nothing! He said nothing.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 22:39:12 No.100231269 Report

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>>100227331
Mantis.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 22:42:34 No.100231330 Report

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>>100228920

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 22:57:47 No.100231610 Report

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>>That sad moment when IW is undone and the GOTG never meet the Avengers, and thus Mantis and Spider-Man will never meet.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:00:01 No.100231648 Report

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>>100227384

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:03:28 No.100231694 Report

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>>100231610
Doubtful. People are still dying, like Cap for example. Moreover, I want my long distance Spider-Mantis relationship dammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:07:05 No.100231754 Report

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>>100227461
They didn't have a lot of dialogue, but I noticed that they seemed to be hanging out in the background together a lot. He was watching her in the low-gravity bouncing scene, for example.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:07:11 No.100231756 Report

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Hot picture of Mantis with Spidey

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:07:50 No.100231770 Report

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>>100227619
After they fuck, who eats who?

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:11:53 No.100231822 Report

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>>100231754
>Are her tits bouncing like that because she's an alien, or because it's low gravity?

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:16:00 No.100231896 Report

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>>100231822
A true thinking man.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:19:21 No.100231964 Report

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>>100231822
Peter Parker: Man of Science

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:41:28 No.100232348 Report

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>>100227695
If you want to get technical then mantises aren't bugs either.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:46:55 No.100232435 Report

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>>100231770
They eat each other during sex. However both of them are extremely nervous beforehand.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:50:07 No.100232496 Report

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>>100232435
>Peter senses the danger, because Mantis will eat his head
>Mantis can sense Peter's desire to drain her body of its fluids
>They fuck anyway knowing they will both die

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:51:07 No.100232510 Report

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>>100227441
This

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:52:43 No.100232525 Report

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>>100232496
I think you misunderstand "eating someone out" but an A for effort. Would be funny if she thought Penis Parker was a pet larva. Actually I take it back, Mantis should just chant "Penis Parker" because it sounds fun

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:54:04 No.100232549 Report

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>>100232525
WTF I really want this pairing now.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:55:06 No.100232568 Report

Quoted By: >>100232628 >>100232789 >>100232867 >>100232885

Are you all teenage girls.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:57:04 No.100232604 Report

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>>100227384
That's an edit he's pretty flat... I've heard.

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 23:58:24 No.100232628 Report

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>>100232568
Yes.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:01:09 No.100232673 Report

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>>100227384
bring me pictures of spiderman

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:07:17 No.100232789 Report

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>>100232568
I don't know why but I'm laughing so hard at that comment.

maybe we are. I dunno.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:11:08 No.100232848 Report

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>>100227331
Shuri. Pic unrelated.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:12:12 No.100232867 Report

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>>100232568
If we were girls we'd want Peter to get fucked by Tony Stark.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:13:01 No.100232885 Report

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>>100232568
I'm just a simple man who enjoys seeing chemistry at work.
>Peter trying to explain Spider-Sense to Mantis while she relates with her own mental sensitivity.
>Mantis enjoying web swinging for the first time.
>Mantis chanting Penis Paker because she heard Flash say it on campus.
>Peter developing a phobia of space travel after the shit that went down in Infinity War, which Drax and Rocket constantly prank him with "joyrides".
>Drax telling Peter he admires him for spending time with Mantis, despite how ugly she is

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:16:09 No.100232951 Report

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>>100228920
He answered your question, autismo. He told you all the interactions they had, but I'm assuming you were to retarded to get that.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:27:49 No.100233153 Report

Quoted By: >>100233408 >>100233495 >>100233504 >>100233700

Let's go full retard with shipping and make Spider have his Android fem Vision Karen girlfriend. Either way no matter how cute Spider-Mantis pairing is cute she's still way too old for him.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:30:26 No.100233213 Report

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>>100232885
>I don't think she's ugly.
>Of course you wouldn't.
>*Confused Peter*

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:39:29 No.100233408 Report

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>>100233153
>she's still way too old for him.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:44:51 No.100233495 Report

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>>100233153
>Too old
>When age of consent varies by planet/star system
>When Mantis's lifespan is probably far shorter than Peters
How old is Peter again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:45:27 No.100233504 Report

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>>100233153
I actually like the ship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:49:22 No.100233581 Report

Quoted By: >>100233596 >>100233869

So many posts here about how every critic is a brainlet but then there are these fucking pathetic shipping threads. Either this place is tumblr or you're all women.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:50:04 No.100233596 Report

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>>100233581
And then there's this faggot.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:55:08 No.100233700 Report

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>>100233153
Should have rather say that he's too young. Welp let him fuck some teens in his school before he will get all egg laying gf into someone's head. I recommend indian Flash Tomphson, that guy will never be Agent Venom either way. Wasted character...

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 00:57:12 No.100233741 Report

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>>100227331
I'd prefer Harley.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 01:03:23 No.100233869 Report

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>>100233581
The people are using Spider-Man self insert to get with the cute alien girl.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 01:06:17 No.100233930 Report

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>>100227384
More ass pics pls.

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 01:23:24 No.100234274 Report

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>>100227384

FAKE NEWS, he's flat

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Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 01:53:06 No.100234893 Report

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>>100234274
Still a decent tooshie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 02:53:36 No.100236020 Report

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>>100227331
Where is Tracy Scops when you need her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 May 2018 02:58:52 No.100236119 Report

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>>100232628
I should really get into paper craft one of these days.

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