>>122440796You're sitting at your couch watching the latest episode of Smiling Friends, when suddenly, glimpsing from the corner of your eyes, two glowing figures are standing. It was the strange street urchins that moved into your place about a month ago. Whether it had been forces unknown or a sudden desire to aid the downtrodden, you offered shelter to them. Better you than some sick child molester, right? Turning down the volume, you asked what's the matter. They stood nervously, holding what appeared to be a gift box; One of them bleated. It was Collin, the blue skinned albino who always looked a little sheepish. “A-anon, we are so so soooo grateful for everything you provided to us, for sacrificing your time for us, and for giving us a loving home after our exile…”. The ginger child, Keenie, interrupted him mid sentence; “And we decided to show our gratitude with something a little personal!”. Beads of sweat trailed down her forehead, and they jut the box into arm’s reach. A warm smile smears itself across your face, and you viciously unbox the contents. A gaudy sweater was pulled out. The cherub couple had their eyes peeled in anticipation; Collin gnawing at his nails while Keenie fidgeted her fingers behind her back. Putting on the sweater, regret immediately kicks in. Itchy. Tight. SUFFOCATING. You maintain a smile however, and pat their puffy hair. “Well, do you like it?” they ask in unison, their eyes now gleaming with joy. You chuckle for a moment, and compose yourself;
“Yeaaaaah no, it’s pretty cringe. Yup, gonna have to give you two thumbs down for this, yikes, sorry little buddies!”