>>106665100Greetings, DCucks! I am the Watcher from the Marvel Comics universe, and I have come here to ruin your fun.
Firstly, Clark Kent is Superman. Furthermore, Bruce Wayne is Batman. Superman could obviously defeat Batman in a contest of physical strength easily, but Batman could win if he had preptime.
Now farewell until the next fun thread. Perhaps I'll ruin the next followup to the Joker henchman story, or maybe I will utter that one forbidden word in a Simpsons thread. The possibilities are endless.