I'm an Astolfo simp

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>Be me
>See an Image of a cute anime girl
"She's cute. I wonder what she's called"
>Do some research
"Astolfo's my new waifu"
>See that Astolfo is male
>Question my sexuality
>Him being male makes me even more attracted to him
>Start fantasizing about him
>Start falling in love with him
>Start dreaming about being in a relationship with him
I just want Astolfo to be my boyfriend. Why am I like this