>>99630629I'm a peep born and raised, so I know my own peeple best. We're rowdy as fuck and patriotic to a fault. We can be very industrious but also very self-destructive. Our culture emphasizes being unapologetically unique, to the point of being obnoxious. If there's a peep in the room, you will know it. Our princess is a little ditzy, but beloved by her people and able to easily rally her citizens for a cause. In times of war, we're fierce, almost reckless combatants, if somewhat poorly equipped. Our kingdom prides itself in the arts, but is mostly laborers. Everyone looks fabulous though.
A peep's impressions of the other kingdoms:
>Peanut ButterNever expected much. I'm sad we lost, but there are worse kingdoms to lose to. Kind of an unassuming people. Not afraid to humble themselves and ask for help. They kind of hated us, but that's understandable. Their princess seems pretty cool to chill with.
>ChocolateFemale-worshipping brutes. Kind of mysterious. I've heard they would routinely drag creme women back to their kingdom as spoils of war. A pretty intimidating bunch, and crafty enough to take an unexpected advantage. Their shrines to their pantheon of chocolate goddesses were intriguing, to say the least. Their princess scares me.
>CremeBunch of faggots. My only regret is they didn't lose completely. Prideful and entitled, they're the old money kingdom. If you forced me to give them a compliment, I'd say they're the most refined kingdom. That arrogance gave them a relatively calm demeanor. Winning was an assumption, the game just a formality. Their princess is a sneering, smug bitch, but hot.
>MiniNever really encountered these guys much out in the field, except for some wanderers and stragglers. Creative citizens I hear, but also kind of degenerate. I don't think they cared about the conflict, really. They seem the most isolated of the kingdoms, searching within for identity. Their princess makes me uncomfortable.
