I've finally hacked my way onto your Internet. I'm a human from Earth and I have to know, why the FUCK do we look like you guys?
Like when all we knew about you were those Crystal Gem people we thought they were just shapeshifting to LOOK human, but that's what you guys actually look like normally apparently?
I'm not gonna be the arrogant primitive and assume you look like me, clearly your civilization has existed long, long before my ANCESTORS ever evolved to walk on land, so why the fuck do we look so much like you gems?
Two eyes, nose, teeth, tongue, basic body-shape, ten fingers, ten toes. Even your leaders, those Diamonds, have these features.
Did Pink Diamond do something to us? Clearly your other Diamonds don't really give a fuck that we exist, so what the fuck is the reason?