>>102072160>SFW>Safe for Work"Hey Boss, what's up?"
"Well, anon, I noticed that you've been looking at images of scantily clad cartoon women on your computer. Now, I know that you're still hitting quotas, but I'm going to have to ask you to stop.
"WHY? There's nothing wrong with the images. The chicks aren't showing anything."
"Anon, please. I'm being graceful here. Seven of your colleagues have complained to me about your... habits. I am well within my rights to write you up and send you, along with a detailed log of the complaints, to HR. We don't want that now, do we?"
"This is ridiculous. So what if I'm looking at cartoon girls? So what if some of those girls are dressed like the whores they are? So what if some of them are showing their whole asses (but not the anus, that would be lewd)? So what if some of them are very clearly under 18? I am well within my rights as an employee of this company to use my free time as I see fit. This is no different than Tony looking at Fantasy football stats, or Michelle shopping for baby clo- What's that?"
"This is the room number of HR. Sorry anon, I like you but this is a professional work space."