>>82605This is an accurate description of the man who came to talk to me while I was waiting on line to buy a bottle of liquor the other day.
That was the only time I've ever seen the clerk tell somebody he couldn't be served today. The gentleman in question proceeded to cut all the way to the front of the line while some lady was being rung up to proffer a $5 bill for a pint as proof that he was legit.
I think you might be better off than you think.