>be me
>be hikikomori for 10 years
>sent to some dead Indian guru's commune on mountains by parents, bored as fuck all day
>read guru's books, says I need to cure spaghetti to achieve nirvana
>see bioenergetic physical exercises cure some people spaghetti
>go home, read bioenergetic books, cure spaghetti in two weeks
>do a bunch of other stuff until nirvana
>know any pleb can nirvana like me, it's happening, we're all gonna make it
15k $ in bitcoin to the first faggot who achieves it
>be hikikomori for 10 years
>sent to some dead Indian guru's commune on mountains by parents, bored as fuck all day
>read guru's books, says I need to cure spaghetti to achieve nirvana
>see bioenergetic physical exercises cure some people spaghetti
>go home, read bioenergetic books, cure spaghetti in two weeks
>do a bunch of other stuff until nirvana
>know any pleb can nirvana like me, it's happening, we're all gonna make it
15k $ in bitcoin to the first faggot who achieves it
