StoryTime.exe
>Be me
>About 13 years old
>Going to city league baseball practice
>Mom made tendies and fries
>Inhale tendies and fries on the car ride over
>Arrive at destination
>Doesn't brush teeth before taking position in outfield
>Spec of food on teeth
>About me: I'm white male
>Black teammate asks "what's on your teeth?"
>I reply "Fried chicken"
>he tells me that's racist
>learned a new thing
>learned not to be racist
>Have never eaten fried chicken since
>Be me
>About 13 years old
>Going to city league baseball practice
>Mom made tendies and fries
>Inhale tendies and fries on the car ride over
>Arrive at destination
>Doesn't brush teeth before taking position in outfield
>Spec of food on teeth
>About me: I'm white male
>Black teammate asks "what's on your teeth?"
>I reply "Fried chicken"
>he tells me that's racist
>learned a new thing
>learned not to be racist
>Have never eaten fried chicken since
