I have some kind of nerve in my bellybutton connected to the tip of my dick so my dick hurts anytime I poke my bellybutton. I have to swab it really gently whenever I want to clean my bellybutton or else it feels like someone jamming a needle in my urethra.
I always assumed that was an anatomical anomaly I've got since I've never heard anyone else mention it but I've never asked either. Does anyone else have a thing like that?