When you were a child, what did you want to grow up to be? What was your ideal job before reality came crashing down?

Me, at first I wanted to be an ice cream truck driver. I wanted to do nothing more than drive around in a van with jingling music passing out ice cream to kids. After a few years of finally catching on when my parents paraded me around at all the family reunions and the adults laughing at me when I said that, I decided to be a automobile salesman because I thought they pocketed all the money from cars they sold.