>>60677Just recently, over spring break, I was on a road trip and went to some generic American cuisine restaurant in northern rural Georgia and ordered a steak. It wasn't a steakhouse and there was only one type of steak on the menu so I knew it wasn't going to be good but I was in an adventurous mood and figured why the fuck not.
Let me tell you, never again. When they brought it out, it had this grey tint to it. I took a few bites and it didn't have any flavor, at all. Blandest food I've ever eaten. But that wasn't the bad part. The next day I woke up with a terrible stomach ache and and spent half the morning in the bathroom shitting like I never had before. At some point I had to hit the road again. It got worse as the day progressed and I ended up stopping about every 20 miles or so to go to a gas station just off the interstate to use their bathroom and shit my brains out. My asshole was so sore after shitting all day and raw from so much wiping I could barely manage to walk or sit.
