How difficult is it to keep your fucking dog on a leash? Why is it that, whenever I see one of these fucking mongrels, they're able to jump all over me because their owner can't control their wild animal they call a pet? And the owner always says "Oh, he's friendly". I've never met a dog that wasn't "friendly", and I don't want your furry menace barking at and climbing all over me.

I hate dogs.