Someone needed to start the conversation

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I feel like I'm living in a vacuum.

for many a day etc

Please just listen to this story.

>walking to church on Sunday
>something is in the bushes
>you go to investigate
>a man jumps out of the bushes wearing chain mail and armed with a spear
>it's Varg Vikernes
>he says "time to meet your god, christian scum"

What do?

secret answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikxYFnRdx2s