ITT: how to spot redditors/newfags/underages

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>ellipsis
>exclamation marks
>using more than one question mark
>hitting enter after each sentence
>capitalizing the first letter after the > when non-quote greentexting
>using emoticons unironically
>having an image that has a filename that isn't the standard UNIX timestamp or custom filename when posting reaction images or old content (esp. if it has an imgur, twitter, KYM, or facebook filename)
>phoneposting (usually found through filenames such as imge.jpg or IMG_XXXX.jpg)
>using the common cliche-phrases-as-seen-on-r/4chan when posting, such as '>be me'when greentexting, 'the absolute madman,' and 'my sides'
>simply replying to a post with a reaction image and no comment and/or replying to a post to only note how "hilarious" or notable it was (a form of upvoting)
>saying 4Chan instead of 4chan
>addressing to 4chan as a whole, unified group when talking about posters
>replying to multiple people individually within the same post, using memes which are obviously normalfag (ex. kys) or have gone mainstream/killed by normalfags unironically
>posting images with watermarks of any kind
>frogposting
>goldfaceposting
>'YLYL'posting
>'[board] approved' threads
>'What does [board] think of this' threads
>twitter/social media screencap threads
>e-celeb/e-drama threads
>unironically replying to bait
>claiming to be an oldfag
>not lurking more to know basic board/site history
>using ED, Lurkmore or KYM as sources for knowing the history of 4chan
>not being able to access sadpanda
>getting autistically defensive when called out on newfaggotry
>'muh sekret klub' posting when called out on newfaggotry
>putting many quotation marks around a word (ex. """""""""meme""""""""")
>unironically typing in lowercase outside of /b/
>complaining about anime
>thinks opinions belong to any one board
>"4channer"
>screencapping threads
>posting thread screepcaps
>thread screencaps have the epic reddit '[date]: the day [board] [X]'