>>44271when i'm feeling lazy i make egg in a hole
just cut a hole in a piece of (nice) bread and crack an egg into it while frying it on the frying pan. add salt, pepper.
or if i'm not starving and feeling lazy i cut up whatever vegetables are in the fridge, open a can of tomatoes, and make tomato sauce + pasta. that shit is easy. just throw spices at it until it tastes good. my fav is marjoram. a few bay leaves go a long ways too. for whatever reason this is also really really easy to make while completely wasted, and always tastes really good whenever i make it drunk. even the next day. and when i'm drunk i always make way too much so i always have leftovers.
thats my two go to really easy things. i can think of other shit too if you want thats pretty ez.