Have you built your table today?

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Entertainment is for kids. Adults aren't allowed to experience joy by doing activities in their spare time. Video games are for little kids! Why are adults playing video games? My brother in law bought my kids a Batman game for Christmas; they can't play it, it's for adults only. Batman?! When I was a little kid, we watched Batman on TV because we wanted to be tough and fight bad guys. Now you're thirty-two and you're sitting there "I'm Batman. I'm Superman, look at me I can fly! Look at my Wolverine shirt!" He has claws, you read comic books? That is for people who are special. In the old days you lived in the basement because you were mentally handicapped. When we saw 12 year olds playing Star Wars playing with 9 year olds we went "poor bastard, I guess he'll be living with his mommy forever." Now that's cool. Now you want to argue about it. Now guys are online with their headsets yelling at 12 year olds saying "Come back out I want to kill you!" with my nerd drawing gun and you're a nerd drawing too.

Hey adult males, hey Dads. You're supposed to know stuff. You're supposed to know how things works. You're supposed to know how to fix a fridge. You're supposed to be building a table or something. Yes we watch TV sometimes, yes we indulge ourselves in movies. Sometimes we even read fiction. I don't read fiction but I get that sometimes you do that. That happens occasionally, that's a vice, it should be discouraged. It's not something to be proud of, you don't go "I'm a watch TVer, get out of here! There's a bomb threat at my watch TV conference." What the fuck! Put down the console you grown man baby! It's embarrassing.