Fucking China.

Their prices are more than competitive, and their dodgy counterfeits are sometimes nearly as good as the real thing, but:
>estimated delivery 2-3 weeks
50% chance I won't even want the product anymore by then. Fucking chinks, man. Not enough money left to buy nationally? Sorry, if you want your electronic device, you must wait at least two weeks, and it may or may not be functional depending on whether or not the soldering slavechildren were fed that day.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE