I will pay 15 dollars a MONTH if you give me the ability to post that obnoxious fucking message at the bottom of my posts as an option. Use an options signifier like "since4passhole".

It was the most gloriously obnoxious thing i've ever seen, and the evening which it was the way that worked was hilarious. Although you were wise to make it less obnoxious, i am willing to pay 15 dollars a month for that privilege.