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Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 03:58:31 2016 No.19204 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19229 >>19243 >>19261 >>19421 >>19430 >>19888

How do I summon a succubus? I want to get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 04:05:41 No.19229 Report

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>>19204
Just be yourself.

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?(???)? Thu 06 Oct 2016 04:08:18 No.19235 Report

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>>19229
this
and invoke the 6th seal of Solomon

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Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 04:10:58 No.19243 Report

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>>19204
1. take advantage of a qt bunny cop
2. win her over with your sly moves
3. profit

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burgermeistermeisterburger Thu 06 Oct 2016 04:12:14 No.19244 Report

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spill the blood of a ram over your unerect penis.

If you are incapable of doing this due to being a necrophiliac or welsh; vegetarian tofu-blood is acceptable in most situations

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 04:16:15 No.19261 Report

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>>19204
Call one on backpage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 04:54:54 No.19421 Report

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>>19204

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 04:56:49 No.19430 Report

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>>19204
Go to a bar around closing time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 07:23:36 No.19888 Report

Quoted By: >>19889 >>19899

>>19204
>wait 20 years
>buy VR headset
>fuck succubus
Its that easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 07:23:56 No.19889 Report

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>>19888
trips 4 truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 07:28:05 No.19899 Report

Quoted By: >>19902 >>19920

>>19888
you don't even need to wait 20 years

waifu simulator is a thing, an OpenVR headset is only $400, and a GTX 1060 is $250ish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 07:29:09 No.19902 Report

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>>19899
OSVR HDK2**

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 07:37:59 No.19920 Report

Quoted By: >>19928

>>19899
I think OP wants to fuck more than just his hand though. The technology is in its infancy right now, just wait until full immersion VR becomes a reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 07:44:25 No.19928 Report

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>>19920
Don't worry, Anon. We're already working on that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1WfjDEiLc

But for a 'full immersion VR' experience, I'm not sure what exactly you mean. A lot of the stuff which goes on in sex can't be replicated by computers at all, in their current form.

RedCream

RedCream Thu 06 Oct 2016 07:44:51 No.19929 Report

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Anonymous Thu 06 Oct 2016 07:48:25 No.19933 Report

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>>19928
Nevermind. I lied. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MW3g82Xsxc

Those japs are always ahead of the game.

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