>climate change is real! we're influencing the way the weather pattern on a global scale is like and we can predict how it will be and why it will be in a specific configuration because dude greenhouse effect lmao!

why are environmentalists like this? do they really think datasets that are barely decades old are enough to discuss a system that has million year long patterns to it? why is science getting reduced to this fanatical buffonery? data used to be meaningful. now it's just "look at this plotted graph i made with 3 points i can make assumptions now about the future!" reddit shit. I think i'm gonna make an anti environment coalition called the Coal Rollers. who's gonna join me and lobby for tree burning?