>>6025397>only works for cryptoOnly way it would work for crypto is if you wash trade a shitcoin on a small exchange and hope nobody notices it rising in value then sell at the top.
You aren’t going to make any money on Coinbase or Binance and the government not know about it, sorry technodweeb. Maybe one day you’ll get to punch deck into cyberspace but for now you’re gonna have to flip those burgers.