I want to build a highway and line it up with electricity posts going from vancouver to la paz and I want every single c*lifornian hung on them to fucking dance to the electric current as they fucking FRY

I want the word c*lifornian to become an insult to be said to the most hated of enemies, and c*lifornia to be remembered solely as a place worse than sodom and gomorrah, and the name CalArts as synonimous with satan

I want the entire fucking east coast to be nuked into ash and used as an international dumpster for the world, and i want every single record, grave and word made by c*lifornians to be buried in shit and set alight.