i would love to work with the yiik brothers, no joke. i think yiik has a really cool art style and aesthetic but their writing abilities are complete useless garbage and their gameplay has promise but suffers from zero editing or quality control. so surprisingly, a dream gig would be directing a project where i can handle the creative design, directing, and writing of the game while the yiikers handle programming, art design, and music. and honestly, i think we could make something great.
also, i wrote
>>5912605 and i meant it. i had to turn off the dwarf voices because of how unbelievably samey and lifeless they all sound. hearing the scout dryly reference sonic yelling "gotta go fast" chaps my fucking nuts, and it's even more ridiculous considering the commander himself is written (and voiced) great. if it were up to me, i'd take a page out of the l4d book and inject some actual humor and personality into those rock gnomes. "we're rich" spam is great of course.
what else? would love to clean house at nintendo's treehouse and localize these games myself--especially animal crossing, its latest game's dialogue having all the punch and puncture of an amputee boxing match. caught a stream of some animal crossing gcn and forgot just how brutal and hilarious those fiends could be at one point. if not that, i'd love to work with zelda and direct a main story that isn't complete anime trope horseshit like what botw was, which is doubly infuriating because the flavor npc text otherwise proved very charming. so i'm not sure what happened there.
i guess i keep writing about doing writing and this is the art board so if i had to contribute any art to any game i'd love for it to be one directed or written by cboyardee or toby fox. either or, and hopefully my binary slop would be acceptable, but i'm not very sure.
sorry for blog posting i guess, i'm frustrated how in pain my wrists are and how i won't be able to achieve any of my art or writing dreams at this rate. cheers
