I'm totally new to drawing, I bought a cheap Wacom tablet and have a pirate copy of Photoshop that works like a charm also the sketch-book app on my phone

Is Loomis a good start? I can barely draw stick figures and I want to clarify, this is not an exaggeration

Loomis looks a bit to fucking complicated for me, any advise on books or YouTube tutorial for the absolute beginner?

Just give me the name of the book or link don't be a big meanie