The /ic/ crab absolutely FEARS the tortoise. It hops, and hops and it stops to look back at the tortoise barely moving if at all. It chuckles to itself as it nears nears the finish line. Fans from all over the world cheer the hare on. But the hare keeps looking back at the tortoise as it stopped moving. The hare beings to walk, flexes its muscles at the ladies, signs autographs, etc, and the tortoise is still far behind the hare.

Then one minute later out of the hare's surprise the tortoise crosses the finishing line before the hare. "How could this be?!?" says the hare, "I had a head start!". The tortoise does not reply. The tortoise rises above the hare and collects what belongs to him.

/ic/, always remember...the hare absolutely fucking fears you.