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Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 02:15:50 2021 No.5145939 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5145987 >>5146045 >>5146441

Critique this abstract painting by John Min (5’11”). Is it good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 02:42:57 No.5145987 Report

Quoted By: >>5145991

>>5145939
How is his height relevant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 02:45:08 No.5145991 Report

Quoted By: >>5146032

>>5145987
He’s not a manlet, subsequently making the painting better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 03:05:05 No.5146032 Report

Quoted By: >>5147160

>>5145991
>5’11”
>not a manlet

Oh Anon, sweetie, I have bad news...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 03:09:59 No.5146045 Report

Quoted By: >>5146063

>>5145939
It makes me feel scared and I don't know why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 03:19:33 No.5146063 Report

Quoted By: >>5146116

>>5146045
There are three wallets in that painting. There is one empty knife sheath. Clearly someone is about to rob you at knife point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 04:00:27 No.5146116 Report

Quoted By: >>5146437

>>5146063
Where the fuck is the knife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 08:00:18 No.5146437 Report

Quoted By: >>5147154

>>5146116
That's why you're scared.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 08:02:29 No.5146441 Report

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>>5145939
there's no way to know, those are just random shapes and colors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:09:06 No.5147154 Report

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>>5146437
I am oft scared

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:11:26 No.5147160 Report

Quoted By: >>5147344

>>5146032
Lanklet cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:11:45 No.5147162 Report

Quoted By: >>5147169

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:15:34 No.5147169 Report

Quoted By: >>5147174

>>5147162
>t. 5’6”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:16:54 No.5147174 Report

Quoted By: >>5147181

>>5147169
uhh... haha!
well buddy.. im 189 CENTImeter
okay? go calculate that bud and seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:18:49 No.5147181 Report

Quoted By: >>5147184

>>5147174
>browses /ic/
>claims to be above 5’11”
Yeah, no. John Min (Joe Shine) is the tallest man here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:20:30 No.5147184 Report

Quoted By: >>5147189

>>5147181
wheres your scientific thesis that only dwarves draw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:21:58 No.5147189 Report

Quoted By: >>5147192 >>5147207 >>5147268

>>5147184
Drawing is retarded, short people have smaller bodies, smaller bodies house smaller brains, thus small people are retarded so they draw because drawing is retarded. Painters like John Min (Joe Shine) are tall with large brains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:23:37 No.5147192 Report

Quoted By: >>5147196

>>5147189
well i do paint mostly (digitally)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:24:42 No.5147196 Report

Quoted By: >>5147197

>>5147192
Digital painting isn’t real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:25:08 No.5147197 Report

Quoted By: >>5147199

>>5147196
wha-

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:25:49 No.5147199 Report

Quoted By: >>5147205

>>5147197
Unless there are some liquids dripping off horse hair bound to a wood stick you’re not painting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:26:48 No.5147205 Report

Quoted By: >>5147222

>>5147199
what am i doing then einstein

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:27:21 No.5147207 Report

Quoted By: >>5147222 >>5147278

>>5147189
Advanced trolling. Problem is all of the old masters were manlets since they lived in the early modern period (eg leo 5’9”, Caravaggio 5’7”)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:32:46 No.5147222 Report

Quoted By: >>5147230 >>5147240

>>5147207
Height is proportional. Obviously I’m not going to hold a 15th century nigga to 21st century height standards. There’s never been a single manlet painter
>>5147205
You’re pretending to be an artist

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:34:51 No.5147230 Report

Quoted By: >>5147233

>>5147222
oh yeah? so this isnt art? stop talking

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:36:00 No.5147233 Report

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>>5147230

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:38:05 No.5147240 Report

Quoted By: >>5147250

>>5147222
The rationale you set out concerned the relationship between brain volume and height. If this were truly so important the works of the old masters would be dogshit compared to that of prominent modern painters. Naturally this is not the case: the works of the old masters are unrivaled. You should pack in the bait and get back to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:40:45 No.5147250 Report

Quoted By: >>5147255 >>5147270

>>5147240
Like I said, it’s proportional. 5’7” in the 1400s is normal. If you were 4’10” in the 1400s it’s necause god hates you and he probably gave you a small brain and small dick and balls. Likewise, if you’re 5’9” or below in the year 2020 you are retarded with a small cock and balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:41:41 No.5147255 Report

Quoted By: >>5147264 >>5147278

>>5147250
your bait is falling apart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:42:53 No.5147264 Report

Quoted By: >>5147268

>>5147255
It’s not bait manlet lmao. The correlation between manletism and a horrible horrible life is obviously not biological, it’s spiritual

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:44:05 No.5147268 Report

Quoted By: >>5147274 >>5147278

>>5147264
>The correlation between manletism and a horrible horrible life is obviously not biological
so why did you make this post >>5147189

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:44:59 No.5147270 Report

Quoted By: >>5147278

>>5147250
That doesn’t make any sense. Regardless of the average height in a time period the correlation between height, brain volume and painting you’ve set out should still exist. If absolute comparisons of paintings across eras contradict this your theory is sunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:45:34 No.5147274 Report

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>>5147268
Biology is a symptom of spirituality. How’s John Min (Joe Shine’s) painting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 16:46:42 No.5147278 Report

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>>5147270
>>5147268
>>5147255
>>5147207
>Manlets ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 17:05:46 No.5147313 Report

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I like the colors, thats about it tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 17:27:10 No.5147344 Report

Quoted By: >>5147347

>>5147160
Nah. I just remember clearly that (back when /r9k/ wasn't trash) that 6'0 was pretty much universally accepted as the cut by everyone.
>inb4: "Was never good"
Yeah, Yeah. A lot of time has passed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 17:27:44 No.5147347 Report

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>>5147344
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2021 19:19:24 No.5147587 Report

Quoted By: >>5148697

Did you do this with a paint knife?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jan 2021 02:45:33 No.5148697 Report

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>>5147587
Yes

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