Why is the DC multiverse so boring?

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Why is the DC Comics multiverse so boring and dull? It is the same roster everytime. It is the same shit everytime.
>LOOK! It is Captain Carrot?!! Member Captain Carrot?!!! Well, you probably don’t since he has never had a ongoing team in years and DC doesn’t print any of this books. But he’s a rabbit on a superhero team!!! Ain’t that crazy?!! We are going to keep shoving him in these multiverse books because we don’t know what to do with him!!!
>LOOK! It is black President Superman! Member him?!! He’s Superman but black!!! So beautiful!!! So progressive!!! You’re welcome.
>LOOK! It is Batman but he is Thomas Wayne! Like from that good animated movie based off that shit comic! He’s Batman! You like Batman!
>Look! It is Aquaman but a woman!!
>And some other random characters who cares!
>MULTIVERSS!!!

Seriously, compare DC to Marvel. Marvel has groundbreaking and unique alternate universe characters like Spider-Punk, The Maker, Captain Carter, and Gwenpool.

How is Marvel more original and fun when it comes to the multiverse?