>>130211935>useless without a team doing the thinking for himHuh almost as if he's the brawn and they're the brains or something. Same reason grunts obey college educated commissioned officers.
>shares his only girl with a french cowardSally expresses no interest in Antoine whatsoever and sometimes even annoyance at and contempt for him. By what standard was Sonic supposed to assume he was being cucked?
>only aired on saturdays, ignoring your educationIt was the 90s. Anything short of Magic School Bus had no right to call itself edutainment. AoStH's end-of-episode PSAs flatly contradicted each other (see also; ask a policeman if grabbed by Scratch and Grounder, but don't call 911 if surrounded by them AND other robots) let alone the episodes they were in. I'd rather a show that admits it's fantasy than pretends it's edutainment.
Also, you can't complain about Sonic living in a polluted wasteland of brown and grey and then call for edutainment. Lots of people in the real world live in polluted wastelands of brown and grey.
>needs a backpack like a ninnyWhere else is he supposed to store power rings? Up his ass?
>robotnik voiced by winnie the poohYou mean the same cartoon character who pisses off Xi Jinping? There could not be a better middle finger to the guy in charge of the real-life equivalent of Robotropolis.
>runs away from robotnik like a total bitchHaving the sense to know when to strategically retreat =/= no longer a threat. Same reason they sunk the Belgrade.
>has nothing to do with the gamesAh, finally, a valid criticism.
See, I don't like that the Sonic franchise means such vastly different things to people depending on the continuities with which they grew up. It's clear that having such a simplistic first game made it a blank slate onto which so many different continuities could write their own details.
But AoStH wasn't more faithful to the games, it just resembled them by being comparably simplistic.
