>Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
>a panda!?
>a kung fu warrior... he fought like a demon! Big and furry... soft and squishy... kinda plush and cuddly...
>tell me what happened that night!
>what night?
>thatnight!
>ahhh...thatnight.
>yes!... We're talking about the same night, right?
>and then you'll be stopped...by the unstoppable weapon!
>nothing's unstoppable except formewhen I'm stoppingyoufrom tellingmesomething's unstoppable!
>i hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water...
>this plan is nothing like that plan
>(after climbing Shen's long stairs) i threw up a little on the third floor, someone might want to clean that up. Is there some sort of evil janitor or somethin'?
>look at him! A lifetime to plot his revenge and he comes to me on his knees!
>hey, wait, I did not have alifetime... we only heard about Master Thundering Rhino a few days ago, and we came to avenge him!
>you've come to avenge nothing else?
>yeah, all those pots and pans you stole. We're going to want those back!
>looking for me? (conveyor belt is too slow and Po doesn't appear inmediately) uh, i said that too soon, didn't i?
>(Po''s hand catches fire in the climax and, despite being surrounded by a lake, he puts his hand on his mouth instead)
Panda 2 is so unfunny
