I like to think that this is real and not a joke. And since the daughter isn't retarded, I like to think she went back to her dads house. And since the daughter is young and star is young the wife puts 2 and 2 together and makes connections that parents there and starts to freak out even more. So she drives back home in the pouring rain while dad and daughter have dinner, walks up to the table, turns around, and blows her brains out with a shotgun, showering the both of them in her brain matter.
I like to think that, because that's as much pain as starcucks deserve