Please don't force me to realize if they remade bill and ted today they'd probably be a gay couple and the remake would make a crack about how kidnapping literal princesses from a previous time is somehow rape. And all the songs would be shitty indie ukulele tracks with soft singing over them. And y'know we'd have to have some mention of how black people can't go back in time cus racism and how sexist the past was. Those have to be mentioned now.
Aw shit they'd probably make Bill and Ted chicks and keep the names, and give us some ghostbusters type shit about power pop or something. Oh god I can't handle it. Stay Dead Wyld Stallyns it's the only way to be safe.I still miss Carlin.