Maybe its that other board that's doing this to me but....>Rape
But seriously, its Star we're talking about. She was wet over Oskar's shitty casio keyboard. I've got a double stack with a synth and combo piano/organ/EP/synth on it. I've got an entire studio setup in my bedroom. And I can cook way better than Mister "cereal in a cup with a malted milk ball/microwaved nachos/can't into making a pizza"
Knowing how impressed Star was with such shitty stuff, she'd probably be leaving snail trails around my house.