Yeah, how the fuck does Homer get someone hot like Lurleen the singer?
Oh, he cared about her, genuinely wanted to see her succeed, put in work to help her career and even adopted her style (he appears in country clothes right?).
Homer can be attractive, but the lady's got to be kinda... weird. Like Mindy in the power plant. She was like Homer, loved doughnuts, slacking off, but was actually hot.
And Homer could have gone for either of them, but he's actually loyal, which make him even more attractive. Not just women, everyone wants what they can't have.
Bart, for some reason, I just don't see it in the same light as Homer. Homer stumbled into these situations, where his own light shows through the grime, but I have no fucking clue how Bart gets any ladies.
Bart is bad, sure and that might make Jessica Lovejoy moist, but she's into bad boys. She's not even worth it as a catch, cause she leaves Bart for the next bad boy. Mindy, Lurleen may not have been as faithful as Marge, but they were thots like Jessica (and Jessica is older than the word thot).
Homer I can see bringing in the odd affair, but how does Bart cheat on Lisa?