My name is Jake, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass cartoons. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was treasurer of the art club, and head mod of the Powerpuff Girls Yahoo group. What have you done, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just flew me around Townsville; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch