>>106477835Zircon prepares for court by watching courtroom dramas to get a sense of Earth flair
>"Now, I'm no fancy Beach City lawyer but I can sure enough see that this family, however unorthodox has provided a stable and loving home for this here boy.">"Mr and/or Ms Zircon you are aware the defendants are accused of taking young Steven into outer space no less than three times, correct?">"Do...do children not do that here?"Proceeded by Zircon picking the worst possible character witnesses including Priyanka, Lars, and Jasper.
