>>93068645>COMMON PROBLEMS WITH LIGGERS:>MY LIGGER IS VERY AGGRESSIVE
Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity ligger? What are we, short of liggers or something?>MY LIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
They all do this. Shorten your ligger's chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.>WILL MY LIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If liggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why ligger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).>MY LIGGER BITCHES ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "SPECIESISM"
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.>MY LIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A LIGGER?
A ligger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That gray color you can see is the ash your ligger is full of. This is why some models of ligger are sold as "The Burntskin".>MY LIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD
And you were expecting what?>WHERE SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD LIGGER?
When you came in here, did you see a sign that said " Dead ligger storage"? That's because there ain't no goddamn sign.