>>99336535>Watch Harmontown documentary>mfw Dan "jokes" that she'd never divorce him because she knows if she did he'll kill himself
I'm going to be real here for a second. I love making jokes at the expense of others, especially women, and shitpost about them all the time.
But if your significant other tells you "You better not leave me or I'll kill myself" then you should fucking run. That shit is straight up emotional abuse and more fucked up then any Bill Burr stand up or 4chan shitpost you'll ever get.