I want all boards to be red boards.
I want no more captcha.
I want all rules taken down.
I want there to be one board where collecting (you)'s is equivalent to raking up 4chan money for your IP address and I want that money to allow you to do cool shit like temporarily gain mod powers, or the ability to create splinter boards that may possibly link to hidden boards and charge access with (you)'s and I want that board to be called /AnCap/.
I want /g/uro back.
I want a /drug/ board which has a shitty 03-internet era flashing background and constantly plays crazy music like Bagpipes from Baghdad.
I want there to be a gambling board where we can actually gamble and bet on 4chan posts and GETs with real money or (you) equivalents for /AnCap/.
I want /pol/ to be a bear-trap where after your IP first steps in there and makes a post, that your IP is ghost banned from accessing other boards on the website. Obviously changing IP is possible, but it would get tedious for crossposters that shit everything up.
Have mods and janitors appointed, but every 6 months let the people democratically elect if they get to stay on board after you publicly post their rapsheet of power use.
Invest technology in the autoblow and dragon dildos so that they can be USB powered and connected to one another through the internet. Give /soc/ an add-on where people can give each other real time Internet blowjobs.