>>90773865>Why hasn't anybody killed Milo yet?
The universe tries to kill him constantly, and it's always failed. You think a mere human could do better?>Why hasn't he killed himself?
Why would he? He's happy.>How much money in tax dollars is his existence costing?
Probably less than any of Donald Trump's weekend vacations cost.>Why hasn't the government locked him in a high security prison or just killed him?
Prison would probably explode within a day, he'd waltz out while apologizing.>Why doesn't the town rise up against him?
People like him. He's optimistic.>What the fuck is with the dog? How hasn't it been run over?
He's a good dog, Brendt.