My how presumptuous of you, though it in line with the behavior of a cat owner. My dog is actually very polite and only barks when playing or if he spots someone acting suspicious. Your cat meows incessantly and uses it's claws to harm any person or animal that dares to come near it, including yourself. But that's okay because you like being told what to do. You like having your cat be in charge, always having to do things whenever he wants to. It gives off the impression that you're very submissive to your cat. Submissive, now where have I seen that recently? Oh yeah!>All these fat submissive cucks
Man, you wanna talk about irony? Just take a look in the mirror!