>Die
>Fucking huge amounts of time pass
>Low probability events happen because the amounts of time are so large
>random quantum fluctuations put atoms into the exact positions required to fully reconstruct my 20 year old body, but with all of my memories up until I died.
>feels like waking up healthy
>be spawned in an uninhabitable environment
>suffocate, burn and die horribly
>repeat

This is why I haven't necked myself yet. The risk is too big.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain#Modern_Boltzmann_brain_problems

I'm too brainlet to understand the counter arguments, anybody able to tell me how Boltzmann could be wrong?

Pic not related, sorry.