>>8412294Adderall is almost impossible to get in Europe, but they'll hand out Ritalin with a little prodding. Just do the tried and tested method:
1. Study the DSM entry for ADHD. Learn off the symptoms, read experiences of people with ADHD, and construct a story of your difficulties in concentration, fidgeting, meandering line of thought, whatever.
NB: Do not use clinical terms. Do not say you have every symptom - you must speak in a natural, conversational manner and pretend to be stupid. Do. Not. Ever. Namedrop. A. Drug.
2. Find a psychiatrist - try, if possible, to get a recommendation from your GP or College Clinical Officer beforehand to ensure there is no suspicion that you are doctor shopping.
3. It helps to mention you had the symptoms since childhood. Adult-onset ADHD is an aberration and will put any psychiatrist on guard.
4. They will put you on some useless shit like Atomoxetine or Guanfacine at first, unless the doctor really means business or is an oldfag. Don't complain. Don't look upset. Look up the side effects, wait a month, come back and complain.
Tips and tricks: Try to specifically choose side effects, where possible, that don't occur in Amphetamines - for example, if you are put on SNRIs by some quack, complain that you have no libido.
5. Repeat until you get Ritalin or Vyvanse/Adderall. If they give you Ritalin, suck it up and don't go complaining. If you walk in and complain about tremors, it can go two ways - they can give you a smoother and less peripherally acting stimulant like Dexedrine or Adderall, or they can cut you off completely. Nine times out of ten it will be the latter in a European country. Don't jeopardize it when you've got a good thing going, they may ramp up in a year or so when they trust you and are actually inclined to believe tolerance has developed.
Most important tip: Always make the doctor think it was there idea - never explicitly say anything, set up the premise so that they arrive at the conclusion.
